oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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