i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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