do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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