hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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