Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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