Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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