problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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