it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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