Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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