So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I AM VODKA MAN
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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