let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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