If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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