we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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