I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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