thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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