also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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