please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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