I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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