Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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