Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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