matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
porn star boner night. come get it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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