You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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