i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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