my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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