Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
