Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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