What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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