the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of