so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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