The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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