your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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