i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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