dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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