You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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my being single is dangerous.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
my poor anus
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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