There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I just want nice things and good sex
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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