You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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