This girl is more easily done than said...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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