That's intense
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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