I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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