I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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