i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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