good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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