i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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