I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
she smelled like a LAN party
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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