I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
she looked like the before picture.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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