so that wasnt chicken after all
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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