I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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