what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
even my farts smell like vagina
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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