remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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