Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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