fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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