you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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