i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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