I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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