So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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