Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I can't turn off my feet"
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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